Fear and Loathing

A disturbing revelation occured last night. Apparently, Magnum has been a member of a MAGIC club since the age of 8 called the "Wizards of Winter Haven". He continues to spend many nights and weekends performing magic. I was fortunate enough to recover a recent promotional photo that indicates our greatest fear...Robert is a Magician. Later, I found an unlocked chest in his room containing the following: a magic wand, doves, decks of cards, a table used for sawing people in half, a rope cut in half, fog machine, mirrors, a squirting flower, a rabbit, a hankerchief that kept going, and childrens clothes.