posted by Kyle & Brittany at 2/13/2006 10:56:00 PM
I also heard they wanted to put his face on Mount Rushmore....but the granite rock wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Cobra - where did you learn all those Norris facts? Teach me...
nice one cobra
ive heard those exact same facts about the dutch
dutchie- miss ya and love ya man, getting in touch w/ u is my number one priority
Here are some more:When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frostRemember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Those are great! Keep em coming. Wow-->There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.That's the best.
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I also heard they wanted to put his face on Mount Rushmore....but the granite rock wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Cobra - where did you learn all those Norris facts? Teach me...
nice one cobra
ive heard those exact same facts about the dutch
dutchie- miss ya and love ya man, getting in touch w/ u is my number one priority
Here are some more:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Those are great! Keep em coming.
Wow-->There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
That's the best.
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